Scooters Chicken - Chicken Jokes
Scooter & his friends have been collecting the best chicken jokes for years and he'd like to shared them with you.
What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?
A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!
What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
Chicken Of The Sea.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
An Alarm Cluck.
What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And An Elephant?
An Elephant Can Get Chicken Pox, But A Chicken Can't Get Elephant Pox.
When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
A Poul-Tree.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
To Get To The Other Slide.
Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
Chicken's Day Off.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An egg roll!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sand-witch.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was eggspelled.
What is Superchicken's real identity?
Cluck Kent.
Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!
Why did the rooster stay outside dring the blizzard?
It was 'fowl' weather.
What does an alarm cluck say?
Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo clock.
What time do chickens go to lunch?
Twelve o cluck.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
